Saturday, February 21, 2009

Some Funny Jokes for Preschoolers!

I found some very funny jokes this morning for preschoolers. I have always been interested in preschool education and when I was in college I took a course called "Practicum in Preschool Education". It was for 3 hours a day 3 days a week at the campus (SUNY Binghamton) preschool. At that time I bought a couple of joke books because I never remember any that people tell me. I thought I should try to remember one or two a week because I thought the kids would like it. They did like it! Hard to believe those little kids are now, oh in their late twenties!! Anyway, oddly enough I came across one of those books this morning and I actually remembered a few of the jokes before I even opened it. One thing I found out is that preschoolers LOVE to repeat the same thing over and over and over and over. You get the idea! That even goes for jokes. Find one they like and you'll keep hearing it! It's fate that you laugh with me this early early morning. Maybe I shouldn't tell you this in case you don't like these jokes...my senior thesis was on Humor: "What's so funny anyway?" It focused on what's funny to different ages of children. I did get an A but let's see what you think! REMEMBER this is for preschoolers. Try these out and see what they think! Some have cautionary statements and I advise you to read them! What do you call it when a cow sings? Moo-sic Knock Knock Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in! (CAUTION: This one may put them in the mood for ice cream for days. Make sure it's on hand or don't tell it!) Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ? (CAUTION: Oh yes, it's the all time classic...and still gets great laughs. And so much fun when they keep repeating it wrong and without the punch line! My niece repeated this joke to me incessantly for 3 days...and never got it right. It never stopped her from doubling over in laughter, however! And that cracked me up too!) Knock, Knock. Who's there? Repeat. Repeat who? Who Who Who! (I promise you...it's a killer!) Knock, Knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange You Glad This is the LAST Knock Knock Joke! (CAUTION: You will be glad...but them...not so much!) How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Ok, I have to make the twins breakfast now. More jokes at a later time!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thank you sooo much, some I'd never heard, some I'd never remember... I can be the hero grandma

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